Sophia is the new No. 1 name for girls, moving the most popular girls’ name for the past two years — Isabella — to second-best. Mason was No. 2 on [...]
Posts under ‘Americans scare me’
Country strong
Al Kosa, Boreanaz and me wrote a surefire country chart-topper tonight: “Them Was Better Times.” What, did you think I was going to share the lyrics for free? “Them Was Better Times.” Filed… Read More →
EXCLUSIVE: New al-Qaida recruitment tape recovered from bin Laden compound
(WARNING: Disturbing video, after the jump)
Filed under: Al Qaeda, Americans scare me, bin Laden, Obnoxious celebrities Tagged: al-Qaida, bin laden, Kathie Lee
Man bites cow
Rabid cow reported Wednesday, January 25. 2012 There has recently been a confirmed case of rabies in a cow in Jackson County. A cow tested positive for rabies after coming into contact with… Read More →
Sucks when that happens
NC man drinks gasoline from jar, lights up, dies
How long before a Public Service Announcement on the dangers of drinking gasoline and smoking is produced?
Filed under: Americans scare me, smoking
God save us from gay geeks with crappy musical taste
Masochist that I am, I have nonetheless managed to avoid “Glee.” A troublemaking friend, mindful of my disdain for musicals and gay cliches, directed me to this clip just to get my reaction. Expletives deleted. I’m embarrassed …
Forgive Chris Brown because he’s a handsome celebrity
BuzzFeed collected another two dozen tweets just like the one below:
Filed under: Americans scare me, domestic violence, Music
Stop encouraging flash mobbers
To those people snapping pictures and clapping enthusiastically, please stop. You’re only encouraging them.
Filed under: Americans scare me, trends
Remembering when Mitt Romney produced the Super Bowl halftime show
Filed under: Americans scare me, football, NFL, The Anchorman
Ladies and gentleman, your GOP frontrunner
You can bet even this was focus grouped by The Anchorman’s campaign.
Filed under: Americans scare me, GOP, The Anchorman
I’ll trade you the drug addict for the closeted gay
Gary Busey and Ted Haggard are swapping wives — for our entertainment, of course.
Ah, the sanctity of marriage.
Filed under: Americans scare me, drugs, gay issues, Television
Cap du jour, Disney edition
Two loyal Malcontenters visiting Disney World with their 5-year-old sent along this snapshot. The people-watching has made their trip a little more tolerable.
I’d only go to Disney if the alternative was attending a diversity workshop.
Filed unde…
Americans scare me
Apparently waffles are more popular than I thought.
Filed under: Americans scare me, consumerism
