Filed under: Americans scare me, football, NFL, The Anchorman
Posts under ‘Americans scare me’
Ladies and gentleman, your GOP frontrunner
You can bet even this was focus grouped by The Anchorman’s campaign.
Filed under: Americans scare me, GOP, The Anchorman
I’ll trade you the drug addict for the closeted gay
Gary Busey and Ted Haggard are swapping wives — for our entertainment, of course.
Ah, the sanctity of marriage.
Filed under: Americans scare me, drugs, gay issues, Television
Cap du jour, Disney edition
Two loyal Malcontenters visiting Disney World with their 5-year-old sent along this snapshot. The people-watching has made their trip a little more tolerable.
I’d only go to Disney if the alternative was attending a diversity workshop.
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Americans scare me
Apparently waffles are more popular than I thought.
Filed under: Americans scare me, consumerism
Weird overgrown adolescents camping out to see crappy flick
If you see an adult “Twilight” fan camping out for Friday’s premiere of the tween favorite do me a favor and mock them. ”It’s grown from something so small into something so huge,” says Eloisa Aguayo, 26, of San Diego, who also camped out for “New Moon” and “Eclipse.” Clutching Robert Pattinson fan magazines in [...]
It’s not Tim Tebow’s fault I’m sick of Tim Tebow
I have no problem with the Denver quarterback, who seems genuine in his beliefs.
His cult-like fans, on the other hand …
Filed under: Americans scare me, cults, football
All I want for Christmas can be found on my Amazon wish list
You can tell a lot about a person by what they request on their Amazon wish list. (Just having an Amazon wish list says enough.) This 40something male, who shall remain nameless (thus the absence of a link), has roughly … Continue reading →
Who pays to see Amy Fisher’s husband fight Joey Buttafuoco?
Degenerate gamblers? Geraldo Rivera? People who still miss the XFL?
Also on the ticket: the dude whose wife left him for the 57-year-old guitarist for Journey, Jose Canseco (natch) and the Octomom (natcher).
Filed under: Americans scare me, washed-up …
Watch a gay redneck from Alabama dance enthusiastically, and other horrors
I’ve posted this before, and if you watched it then you’ll no doubt remember. If not, FF to the 1:22 mark and thank God you live in a world far removed from the Alabama junior miss pageant scene.
Filed under: Alabama, Americans scare me, …
I hate to become part of the problem but …
The American public, with a sizable assist from the navel-gazing media, is responsible for the virus knows as Kim Kardashian. I hate to contribute to the debasing of the culture by even acknowledging its existence but I can’t let this comment, contained within a letter to its “fans” regarding the demise of her 72-day marriage, [...]
I want to be a faceless sex object when I grow up
The Lingerie Football League plans to start a youth division. With the growing popularity around the LFL, younger and younger girls are starting to dream of playing LFL football. In recent months and years, parents of young ladies routinely contact LFL league offices inquiring about everything ranging from what size football do you use to [...]
Activist-speak
I’m thinking it’s time I found a new country.
Filed under: Americans scare me, The Occupants
Consumerist drones occupying America’s streets
Sunny Narshi, 22, could barely contain his excitement as he waited in line to buy the new iPhone 4S early Friday morning. He has owned every one of them. “And loved every single one,” he added. “I’m a proud iPhone … Continue reading →
