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sotd: Janet Jackson – Miss You Much
Oh shit, Look! I have a blog! HA! Seriously, I hate that I have been neglecting things as badly as I have, but I have been crazy busy with this summer semester; which, by the way, is ALMOST OVER. I cannot wait for a little R&R, which I desperately need. In the mean time, here [...]
This will be looping in my head for the next several days, as…
This will be looping in my head for the next several days, as Weebl’s stuff always does.
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5SF: july 9
The summer of nursing school is still going strong, but luckily, there are only one test and two finals remaining. We are in the home stretch, people!! This is my “friday off” (ha!), and I have a little downtime, and I wanted to bring you some fresh music since I tend to leave you for [...]
The 10 Most Annoying Songs Ever, 1-10
How did I decide on the MOST annoying? The “Friends” theme song makes me want to hit someone the hardest. Hence, “I’ll Be There for You” by the Rembrandts ranks as the worst of the worst, followed in order by: I Believe I Can Fly, R. Kelly Glycerine, Bush Have You Forgotten? (twangy patriotic dirge), [...]
The 10 Most Annoying Songs Ever, #1
An overwrought inspirational anthem performed by a child molester not named Michael Jackson — how could it not make the list?The complete list, in order of suckitude, to follow.
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The 10 Most Annoying Songs Ever, #2
“Top Gun” is responsible for:
1. Tom Cruise becoming a movie star;
2. The line, “Your ego is writing checks your butt can’t cash”;
3. and this song, by Kenny Loggins, affecting a laughably macho pose:
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The 10 Most Annoying Songs Ever, #3
Thankfully the term “bromance” wasn’t around 15 years ago when this godawful frat boy anthem was released. The Chris Berman cameo in the video only makes it worse.
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Gullible public eager to forgive Chris Brown
Depressing results from an Entertainment Weekly poll:
Was Chris Brown’s Michael Jackson tribute appropriate?
Yes 72% (1,931 votes)
No 28% (744 votes)
Total Votes: 2,675
Andisheh summed it up best: Man who beat his girlfrien…
The rehabilitation of a woman-beating punk
Naturally the handjob media is playing along, applauding Chris Brown’s crocodile tears during his “emotional tribute” to Michael Jackson at the BET Awards. Then, as Brown grabbed a microphone to sing “Man in the Mirror,” he broke down in tears. His voice cracked, he couldn’t sing, and at one point he crumpled to the stage [...]
About as fey as I get
So I have a weakness for Petula Clark. What, you got something to say? Wanna go?
Alright then.
And yes, I also enjoy a little Lulu. (Speaking of Lulu, the Malcontent once received props from Hee Haw’s Lulu Roman — an endorsement I claim wit…
Five other people will find this amusing
Fortunately I’m friends with the five (maybe six) people who find the idea of Michael McDonald covering this Cher artifact amusing. It’s not that funny unless you sing along in Michael McDonald voice. Filed under: Michael McDonald, Music
The 10 Most Annoying Songs Ever, #4
This plaintive dirge, featured in a ubiquitous credit card commercial a few years back, was difficult to avoid. Sounds like something that came from the 90s, though it was released just four years ago, which makes it suck even harder.
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Some people are easily entertained
Actual comments lifted from YouTube regarding the theme song to “Friends,” included in my countdown of the Most Annoying Songs Ever: sparkyinbath 2 weeks ago Brillaint video and a brilliant song. Its so funny, in some respects even funnier than the show. The bit where Chandler and Joey are dancing and then they realize it [...]