Depressing results from an Entertainment Weekly poll:
Was Chris Brown’s Michael Jackson tribute appropriate?
Yes 72% (1,931 votes)
No 28% (744 votes)
Total Votes: 2,675
Andisheh summed it up best: Man who beat his girlfrien…
Posts under ‘Obnoxious celebrities’
At least he didn’t list ‘Celebrity’
Woody Allen’s favorite Woody Allen movies? Purple Rose of Cairo, Match Point, Bullets Over Broadway, Zelig, Husbands and Wives, and Vicky Cristina Barcelona. WTF? “Zelig” is an underrated gem, and “Bullets” a clever diversion, but “Vicky Cristina Barecelona” is a a pretentious pile of shit — one of three Woody Allen movies I walked out [...]
The most annoying couple ever
Eco-warriors Laurie David and Al Gore: lovers?
Maybe Tipper and Larry will hook up.
Filed under: Manbearpig, Obnoxious celebrities
Another dispatch from the handjob media
Rolling Stone, the MTV of magazines, slaps the “genius” tag on annoying British comic Russell Brand, who proves my point: “I’m constantly distracted by my ambition, narcissism, vanity, desire, lust,” says comedian Russell Brand in the latest Rolling Stone cover story. “I don’t pretend to enjoy anonymity.” After breaking out with the character Aldous Snow [...]
Victim du jour
ladygaga
So many will try to destroy me. So many, over and over, coming in periods of greatness. But in this period, I cannot be broken: GAGAKLEIN. 5:37 PM Jun 7th via web Retweeted by 100+ people
Filed under: Obnoxious celebrities, victim ment…
The rehabilitation of a creepy cultist
You’ve been led to believe that Tom Cruise’s MTV Movie Awards Performance was the funniest thing ever, redeeming his sullied reputation. With a three-minute booty-shakin’ performance, the actor himself officially ended the era of Tom Cruise bashing. Oprah’s couch? Scientology? The eyepatch in ‘Valkyrie’? Fuhgeddaboudit! Cruise became definitively cool again with his live appearance, complete [...]
Bad enough we have to claim Seacrest
Actually, Seacrest is worse than Hasselhoff, who apparently also spent some time in Atlanta. According to his official website, Hasselhoff flunked out of Marist High School.
Filed under: Obnoxious celebrities, the ATL
And the Lord did smite their ratings
A Christian news site is making headlines by claiming Ellen DeGeneres is responsible for the ratings erosion of Fox’s “American Idol.” Christian Newswire director Gary McCullough says the sexual orientation of the newest “Idol” judge was the reason “Idol” ratings were down about 9% this season. Funny — viewers never seemed to have a problem [...]
Inside the Actor’s Studio with Puff Daddy
Seriously. So James Lipton is unbearably unctuous AND a whore. Filed under: Obnoxious celebrities
Stephen Baldwin: Campaigning for Sarah Palin cost me ‘Bio-Dome’ sequel
Stephen Baldwin was forced to file for bankruptcy because of his conservative Christian beliefs, say supporters soliciting aid to bail out the star of “The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas.”(via Andrew Sullivan) Filed under: Film, frauds, Obnoxious celebrities
Haven’t Native Americans suffered enough?
Just die already:
Heidi Montag has altered her identity yet again — sans plastic surgery this time — after she and Spencer Pratt decided to give themselves “true native-American names” in an effort to become more spiritual.
So … goodbye Heidi and Spencer … hello White Wolf and Running Bear, respectively.
A rep for the couple tell us [...]
Meet the ‘literary’ world’s biggest douchebag
Nicholas Sparks trades in schmaltz, writing crappy books that become even crappier movies starring the likes of Mandy Moore and Miley Cyrus. But Nicholas Sparks isn’t satisfied with cashing his obscenely large checks.
“There’s a difference between drama and melodrama; evoking genuine emotion, or manipulating emotion. It’s a very fine eye-of-the-needle to thread. And it’s very [...]
Fun with the New York Post
Sandra hubby pic causes ‘fuhrer’
Heil, idiot. Here’s Sandra Bullock’s sleazeball hubby, Jesse James, posing as Nazi fiend Adolf Hitler with a German army cap on his head, raising his arm in the notorious “sieg heil” salute and… Read Full Story
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Scientology sweatshops
At the edge of arid foothills far outside Los Angeles, hundreds of Scientology followers live on a gated, 500-acre campus and work long hours for almost no pay reproducing the works of founder L. Ron Hubbard and creating the church’s teaching and promotional materials.
The church says its 5,000 so-called Sea Organization members are religious devotees [...]
