Apparently there’s a number of Grimace fetishists out there, as this post from July 2008 is, according to the WordPress widget, among my most popular. grimace was a dominant top Thank God for the brave culture warriors leading the boycott of … Continue reading →
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Tea party porn
You know it’s coming (pun acknowledged). Sample dialogue: “Give me liberty or give me Seka.” “I cannot tell a lie. That was the best blowjob I ever received.” Erotic and educational, the tea party porn collection will rebut leftist myths like the one about George Washington’s wooden dick. Filed under: parody, tea partiers
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Parodying the most overrated sportswriter in America
One Leg. ALL HEART! By Rick Reilly It’s hard to remember why we love sports sometimes. Mark McGwire? More like Mark McLiar! And I’ll BCin’ ya, BCS! But then… then you come across the story of Ripon College sophomore Danny Jennings. You see, all Danny wanted to do in life was play basketball. Think YOU [...]
Michelle Obama attempts to destroy provisions for troops
WorldNetDaily better give me credit. A White House plane carrying Michelle Obama came dangerously close to a 200-ton military cargo jet and had to abort its landing at Joint Base Andrews on Monday as the result of an air traffic … Continue reading →
“Michael McDonald” announces new CD
The bearded one emerges from his Twitter hibernation with breaking career news: MMcDaily Michael McDonald Working on single “Shuffling Deck Chairs (on the Titanic)” from my newest CD, “At the End of the Day” 1 hour ago Favorite Reply Delete … Continue reading →
The Blogosphere Says What? The abyss
I haven’t been so low since I lost my job as diversity coordinator at Diversity Today, the magazine for professionals in the diversity industry. It started with Valentine’s Day. You may recall I spearheaded a boycott of Hallmark for their lack of same-sex Valentine’s cards. And what does Quinn give me on that special day? [...]
Pointless year in review presents … 2010′s best parody
Andisheh inhabited the soul of a fundamentalist Christian to produce this terrific send-up of the controversy over Lone Star textbooks: Counselors will be available in all Texas public schools this week to help students with the tragic loss so much Gulf crude. #p2#sboe 5:26 PM May 3rd via TweetDeck On this day in 1954, the [...]
Pointless year in review presents … Sheldon 2010
The best from a year of the Blurbomat: Is Kristy McNichol the Greta Garbo of tomboy child actresses? For years I thought Elton John and Olivia Newton-John were married, but of course that’s impossible since he’s British and she’s Australian. Just finished Paul Reiser’s “Couplehood” — it was every bit as delightful the fourth time. [...]
Sheldon Greenbriar’s Holiday Blurbomat (bonus edition)
Some fresh dish ‘n ‘dat, my Winter Solstice gift to you: Billy Zabka is nothing like the preppy villains he portrayed on-screen. A true gentleman, just like the late C. Thomas Howell. Can someone explain to me why Matt LeBlanc is not a movie star? I’m pitching a new reality show: Sheldon Greenbriar’s Burbank. Thanks [...]
Sheldon Greenbriar’s Holiday Blurbomat
It is the season for giving, after all, and have I got a worthy cause for you. It’s my campaign to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for legendary actress Jenilee Harrison. I know, it’s incomprehensible that she doesn’t already have one. After all, she not only replaced Suzanne Somers on “Three’s Company” but [...]
The Blogosphere Says What? Foreskin edition
All my life I’ve been missing something. Even when I was diversity coordinator at Diversity Today, the magazine for professionals in the diversity industry, I felt unfulfilled. As you probably know I’m working nights at Smoothie King, which is so unfair. The only good thing about it has been Quinn, who I am mentoring. I’ve [...]
Sheldon Greenbriar’s Blurbomat
Time for some fresh dish ‘n ‘dat: I love “Family Circus” and wouldn’t change a thing about it. But aren’t you curious how Billy, Dolly and Jeffy turned out as adults? Fine, upstanding citizens, I bet. The only tea party I care about is the one held at Rip Taylor‘s house each April. What if [...]
Don’t forget the E.Q.U.A.L.I.T.Y. Players
It’s an acronym, you know. It stands for Everyone Qualifies Under Affirmative Lifestyles Independent of Tyranny … Yentl.
Filed under: gay issues, parody
Gay Nazi Pride invades Cali
Christwire sounds the warning : Recently given a full front page review in the entertainment section of the New York Times and perhaps already covering a wall in your daughter’s bedroom, they come under the cover of night, always sporting big hair, caps, and sunglasses to guard their unnatural eyes from the sun, and are [...]
