All my life I’ve been missing something. Even when I was diversity coordinator at Diversity Today, the magazine for professionals in the diversity industry, I felt unfulfilled. As you probably know I’m working nights at Smoothie King, which is so unfair. The only good thing about it has been Quinn, who I am mentoring. I’ve [...]
Posts under ‘parody’
The Blogosphere Says What? Foreskin edition
Sheldon Greenbriar’s Blurbomat
Time for some fresh dish ‘n ‘dat: I love “Family Circus” and wouldn’t change a thing about it. But aren’t you curious how Billy, Dolly and Jeffy turned out as adults? Fine, upstanding citizens, I bet. The only tea party I care about is the one held at Rip Taylor‘s house each April. What if [...]
Don’t forget the E.Q.U.A.L.I.T.Y. Players
It’s an acronym, you know. It stands for Everyone Qualifies Under Affirmative Lifestyles Independent of Tyranny … Yentl.
Filed under: gay issues, parody
Gay Nazi Pride invades Cali
Christwire sounds the warning : Recently given a full front page review in the entertainment section of the New York Times and perhaps already covering a wall in your daughter’s bedroom, they come under the cover of night, always sporting big hair, caps, and sunglasses to guard their unnatural eyes from the sun, and are [...]
The Blogosphere Says What? (Get your pride on, bitch! edition)
In honor of the weekend that was Pride (everywhere but in Atlanta), enjoy this TBSW? flashback: First of all, I lost my job as diversity coordinator at Diversity Today, the magazine for professionals in the diversity field. It was so unfair. No one’s been hit harder by this stupid recession than me! Fortunately, I’ve been [...]
Sheldon Greenbriar’s Spring Blurbomat
Time for some fresh dish and ‘dat: Just got off the phone with Gregory Sierra, Julio from “Sanford and Son.” He’s organizing a boycott of Arizona. I lost interest before he could tell me why. Whatever happened to Frusen Gladje? What was your favorite “Must-See TV” classic? “The Single Guy”? “Suddenly Susan”? “Caroline in the [...]
“The Simpsons” and Eric Massa
Excellent observation from a reader on Andrew Sullivan’s blog:
This seems to be another case of life-imitates-The-Simpsons — specifically, the episode where incarcerated attempted murderer Sideshow Bob calls into (the obvious parody of) Limbaugh’s program and casts himself as a conservative unfairly railroaded by the liberal justice system. Limbaugh turns him into a martyr.
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Newt Gingrich, meet the E.Q.U.A.L.I.T.Y. players
FIDDLER ON THE ROOF Starring Harvey Fierstein Lands at Cobb Energy Centre, 3/16-3/21
Harvey Fierstein, appearing live in the county that sent Newt to Congress and passed an infamous anti-gay ordinance!?! Perhaps he’ll stop by Mulligan’s for a post-show cocktail. I think a reunion of the E.Q.U.A.L.I.T.Y. players is in order.
“It’s an acronym, you know,” says [...]
Soundtrack to 40
Compliments of our old friend, Michael McDonald:
* Status Quo (“Not too high, not too low, I like the status quo”)
* Dot-comversation (“Just having myself a … dot-comversation … leading to a … e-mail exchangin’ …”)
* Take It Easier
* [...]
The Blogosphere Says Valentine’s Day
From TBSW? archive:
Well, V-Day was a total bust, but don’t worry, ya’ll, it wasn’t Rand-O’s fault. Blame it on Hallmark. I was there yesterday, looking for a card for my baby doll, and it occurred to me — there’s no same-sex Valentine’s Day cards! I was so offended I just collapsed into fetal position and [...]
conservative humor, the ultimate contradiction in terms
Ray Stevens (think Jeff Foxworthy, but even less funny) rises from the dead to take on Obamacare in a “parody” that’s too painful to watch — even if you oppose the Democratic plan.
