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What’s the opposite of a Sister Souljah moment?

May 13th, 2012

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Suggestions? Something to do with Mitt Romney, I suspect. The Anchorman delivered the commencement speech at Liberty University, which is odd since Jerry Falwell’s college teaches that Mormonism is a [...]

Was the Etch-a-Sketch gaffe intentional?

Mar 22nd, 2012

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Well, I think you hit a reset button for the fall campaign. Everything changes. It’s almost like an Etch A Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and restart all of over again. The timing may not have been ideal for Romney’s spokesman to reveal the campaign’s general election strategy, but I don’t necessarily [...]

If only he had gotten Larry the Cable Guy’s endorsement

Mar 13th, 2012

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Apparently Jeff Foxworthy, who campaigned with Mitt Romney in the days leading up to the Redneck Belt primaries, is a bit too uptown for Republicans in Alabama and Mississippi.
Little do they know they just made President Obama very happy.
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Pass the possum stew, Mitt!

Mar 12th, 2012

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Filed under: colloquialism, The Anchorman, The South

Mitt vs. Monty

Mar 5th, 2012

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The question the GOP fears most

Feb 28th, 2012

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Which Candidate Would You Rather Have a Beer With? We hear this question every election, though, for me, there’s never been an obvious answer (save for Bob Dole). I dare you to find one person who’d choose to down a cold one with Romney or …

It’s a Brahmin thing, we wouldn’t understand

Feb 28th, 2012

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“Who among us doesn’t like NASCAR.” John Kerry, 2004 (though that’s not exactly what he said, it’s not far off) Asked by the AP reporter if he follows NASCAR, Romney responded, “Not as closely as some of the most ard…

Romney’s desperation grows

Feb 20th, 2012

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ABC News reports that the Mitt Romney campaign is deploying Donald Trump as a surrogate in radio interviews in Michigan. Filed under: 2012, The Anchorman, Trump

Mitt Romney channels Tom T. Hall

Feb 19th, 2012

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The trees in Michigan “are the right height” and other random musings as Romneytron scans his checklist. Filed under: Music, The Anchorman

Rick Santorum may actually be the GOP nominee

Feb 14th, 2012

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Mitt Romney was raised in Michigan, where his father served two terms as governor. Despite that, two recent polls of Michigan GOP voters show him trailing Rick Santorum. If Santorum holds on to win the Wolverine State primary then Romney’s inevitability is officially no more. I don’t have a dog (and I mean dog) in … Continue reading →

The dumbing down of conservatism

Feb 11th, 2012

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Some “highlights” from the CPAC convention: *Severe conservative Mitt Romneytron was programmed to liberally repeat the word “conservative” and did so more than two dozen times. Chasing the wind, as he’s wont to do, The Anchorman said he “will fight for an amendment to our Constitution that defines marriage as a relationship between one man … Continue reading →

Streisand to endorse Romney

Feb 7th, 2012

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Clint Eastwood is such a passionate fiscal conservative that when he married his second wife, Dina Ruiz, in 1996, he included her finances in his own personal deficit-reduction campaign. “My wedding present to her was paying off her credit cards,” he told me the other day, using his bungalow on the Warner Bros. lot as … Continue reading →